I wish my name was brad so that I would be 75% rad
- Someone else: X is a social construct!
- Me: SO IS MORALITY!
If I see the phrase “teach men not to rape” on my dash one more time…
Teaching people in general about the importance of consent, I can get behind.
But just men?
Fuck that noise.
- Gf: babe come over
- Me: I'm eating garlic bread
- Gf: I'm horny and my parents aren't home
- Me: it's the kind that's covered in cheese
"normal teenagers would throw a party, but I stayed at home reading books and watching movies omg i’m so weird XD"